Lord of the Rings : Gender Swapped
Holy shit, can this please happen? Fucking perfect casting
I didn’t know I needed this until just this very minute.
Paul Bettany as Galadriel? Fuck yes.
jamesthetaco whatevermonkey country-city-girl
When all your friends are online.
Earth Day indeed.
This is the first time I’ve ever seen an archer in a film run out of arrows or collect used arrows to reuse later.
Accuracy: You’re doing it right.
accuracy? this is a movie about a small band of fantabulous people with random superpowers who defeat an alien invasion led by a guy with golden goat horns and you’re worried about accuracy?
firstly: tony, nat, and clint do not have superpowers, they rely on their skills to survive
secondly: thor is not human, other than the use of his hammer, he is relying on the natural strength and fighting abilities of his people
thirdly: bruce and steve were both perfectly ordinary until science got involved
lastly: what supervillain doesn’t have at least one questionable fashion decision?
i’m gonna cry omg
This trapped animal look was awful. That’s not the Winter Soldier. That’s the scared little kid he turns into when he’s confused and in pain. Because the Winter Soldier is a machine. But when the scrap of Bucky that’s still in there starts banging around, the machine goes fetal and he just reverts to this child like thing.
And he knows there’s no help coming. There’s no extraction or exfil plan for the Winter Soldier. He gets himself out or he goes down with the ship. And he’s failed at his mission, so he’s probably expecting Steve to kill him here. He can’t understand why Steve saves him. He’s scared and he’s confused and he’s angry and he doesn’t like feeling any of these things because he doesn’t understand them at all and he liked it better when he didn’t have to feel them.
Can we talk about how Cap and Bucky have opposite masks?
Cap has mouth and eyes exposed, forehead covered. Bucky has mouth covered and eyes painted black, his forehead exposed.
What a lovely symmetry.
But the symbolism too. Cap’s is a helmet, protection, to keep him safe from physical harm. Bucky’s is a muzzle to keep him silent and anonymous and on a leash.
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
How Frozen really ended
aka why I shouldn’t stay up late and should go to bed
"may i feel said he" by e. e. cummings read by Tom Hiddleston
may i feel said he
(i’ll squeal said she
just once said he)
it’s fun said she
(may i touch said he
how much said she
a lot said he)
why not said she
(let’s go said he
not too far said she
what’s too far said he
where you are said she)
may i stay said he
(which way said she
like this said he
if you kiss said she
may i move said he
it is love said she)
if you’re willing said he
(but you’re killing said she
but it’s life said he
but your wife said she
now said he)
ow said she
(tiptop said he
don’t stop said she
oh nn said he)
go slow said she
ummm said she
you’re divine!said he
(you are Mine said she)
Chris Evans & Sebastian Stan half naked(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
very pertinent to buckysexual's morning.
That’s what mama likes.
im so addicted to tumblr that if someone was pointing a gun at my head i would probably sit and blog about it
When you grow to like characters that you know are going to die.
(◕‿◕✿) (◕﹏◕✿) (⊙﹏⊙✿)
IM SO PISSED OFF THAT WE DONT HAVE BALLS ANY MORE
I WANT TO WEAR A HUGE DRESS AND BE COURTED AND DANCE AROUND AND HAVE MY GOWN SWEEP THE FLOOR AND BE ALL ELEGANT AND GRACEFUL WITH GLOVES AND SHIT
BUT NO WE HAVE DUMB HOUSE PARTIES WITH CHEAP BEER AND RED CUPS AND HORNY TEENAGE BOYS WHO PUT THEIR HANDS UP MY SHIRT
for a second there i thought you were talking about testicles omg
I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle
*aggressively collects money in a video game*
*never buys anything with it*
it’s like some kind of sick security from not having real life money
it just feels so good